Training Officer from Hebdon Bridge Goes Bohemian

Is this the real life is this just fantasy?
Taught 'til I'm glassy eyed no escape from those Agencies

Open your eyes look up in my file and see
I'm just a trainer. inducting constantly
Because staff easy come easy go
Skill set's high, pay's too low
Anyway you manage doesn't really matter to me.
. to me

Haha ! I just resigned
Put this letter in to say
Finish on the 7th of May

Haha ! Life has just begun
'Cos now I'm going to tour the USA
Haha ! oooooh I can't wait to fly
I won't be back again 4 weeks tomorrow
Carry on carry on as I never really mattered

Too late my time has come
Sent hundreds dowDay-ingline
Groundhog daying all the time
So long everybody I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and trace a route
Haha ! oooooh It's hard to say goodbye
I'll sometimes wish that I'd never gone at all

I camper vantle silver pop-up campervan
Shower n' douche, shower n' douche, port-a-loo and a Micro
Sewage bolts need tightening
Very very frightening me
Woringo Woringo Woringo Woringo
Woringo Itisso Magnifico

Induction trainer, I seek redundancy
(He's just a trainer, insignificantly)
Spare me my life from this monotony
Easy come easy go
Will you let me go. with V.R.?
No we will not let you go
Let him go. with
V.R.
We will not let you go. let him go
With V.R . we will not let you go
Let me go. will not let you go
Let me go. will not let you go
Let me go oh oh oh oh. No No No No No No No
Ta ra, see ya. Ta ra, see ya. Ta ra, see ya. here I go
The Pension Club has a packet put aside for me.
for me.
. for me

So you think that you're Big now and that's the true way?
So you think you can make me believe what you say?
Oh B.B. can't do this to me B.B.
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here

No-one really matters
Anyone can see
No-one really matters
No-one really matters to B.
Anyway your Shares grows..