London Fashion Designer Says "Sew What!"
Why did you resign?
I lost the will to make great clothes
What are you going to do next?
Look for a job with a less demanding couturier
Dear Susan,
It pains me deeply to write this letter, just it has pained me deeply working at 
for the last six months. I am obviously holding the company back in making the great strides in knitwear fashion that it deserves, and I feel that you would best served by my departure.
Whilst I still believe I was right about the sarong collection not working last winter, I have to admit that my rejection of the tartan combat trousers was unforgivable and short-sighted. I can now understand that everyone really does need a built-in bum-bag, but why couldn't I see it before? My judgement has deserted me.
I'm sorry that I have been such a failure, but I hope that my leaving can be seen as the grand gesture that it is meant to be, and that you will remember my tortoiseshell buttons with affection.
Yours sincerely,
Network Admin from Las Cruces, Sticks to Dilbert Principle
"I have never seen such odd acts with a ketchup bottle"