Record Shop Manager, Edinburgh, Hates Boyzone, Quits
Why did you resign?
I Grew to hate the idea that my salary depended on bands like Steps, The Spice girls, Five, Billy Piper and all the other talentless boy/girl bands that infest the charts.
What are you going to do next?
Sell anything but music. Perhaps set up my own shop one day
Dear xxxxx
I hate Steps! I hate the Spice Girls. I hate Bozyone. I hate RnB music. I loathe Billy Piper. Keep your discount, its not worth it anymore. I'm off to sell soap, candles and wine glasses.
So-long Stinkbags.
P.S. I placed a huge order for all of the above before my day off.
P.P.S. Our managing director is a lunatic.
P.P.P.S. Sod your notice period.
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