Assistant Manager from Chesapeake, VA, Gives 2 Minute Warning
Why did you resign?
Couldn't take the crap any longer
What are you going to do next?
Teach little rugrats
Dear Unpersonable B*tch
per the piece of crap I signed on my first day of this dreaded job, I hereby give 2 minutes notice of my intention to leave this awful company.
I want to thank you for all you have not done for me in my employment here. It has been sheer torture working for you and representing this crappy company.
It is now time for me to move on and I have accepted a position as a garbage person. This decision was quite easy and took little consideration. However, I am confident that this new role represents a step up from this piece of crap job.
I wish the company would go to pieces and hope one day you too will realise that you cannot manage your way out of a paper bag.
Glad to be gone,
Gofer from Leeds Exits Unexpectedly
"Time to be recycled"