Big Cheese Stinks - London Advertising Manager Quits
Why did you resign?
The big cheese never took any notice of me.
What are you going to do next?
Become a big cheese
Dear Mr Big,
This is the first time I have communicated with you and hopefully it will be the last.
In the 47 years that I've been employed in this company, our paths have rarely crossed - in fact they never have, unless we include the odd journey in the lift; you wouldn't have noticed me as you are always surrounded by a phalanx of yes-men who even accompanied you to the gents. Do you remember when some fool splashed your shoes in October '78? Me.
So it gives me great pleasure to resign as of today.
Yours
PS: Since writing this I have fortuitously won the lottery and have bought the company. Therefore I will be expecting your resignation today.
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