Arseholes Squeezed Out Edinburgh Software Engineer
Why did you resign?
I got fed up of the in fighting that was happening outside our group. We were fine, but everyone else was acting like total arseholes.
What are you going to do next?
Anything! I've got another job lined up...!
Dear Sir
I am the first of what is likely to be all of the skilled staff to resign from what is likely to be the shell of your company. A combination of directors threatening and blackmailing each other, and the constant bitching of the managing director has forced me to consider my position at this time as being untenable.
An offer of 1 million pounds plus free sex with a page three girl could not convince me to stay with your company. A position of junior goat herder in Mongolia would be a more positive career step, than staying here. What a shame. Our group have worked well, but, yet have been criminally overlooked.
Finally: If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Yours Sincerely,
Cashier from London Knows Only Way is Up From Bottom
"You do know you're the bottom of the heap?"