Web Consultant from London Quits for Undiscovered Land
Why did you resign?
Too many references to Maharishi sno-pants, Grolsch and Hoxton
What are you going to do next?
Search for authenticity in an off-line society, like Guatemala or Honduras. Doesn't really matter, as long as it's "undiscovered".
I am tendering my resignation from crunkass.com . My short time here has been one of despair and misery. Staring into the blank, asexual, arse-chop features of my colleagues every morning has been a constant pleasure surpassed only by observing your talent for employing the talentless nerds in the first place. I'm sorry to hear that you count some of them as sushi-buddies. I can't take the post-modern deconstruction and bad dress sense any longer - I'm off. I'm taking a sabbatical in Guatemala. I've heard life's more authentic out there.
My crazy, stick-thin girlfriend awaits me outside on the Micro-Scooter.
Yours
Baby, Soon to be from London, Quits Womb
"blow that thick white mucus out of my face..."