Sales Manager from London Quits to Climb the Incompetence Ladder
Why did you resign? To join the human race
What are you going to do next?
Have a life. My manager, I-Make-Pol-Pot-Seem-Like-A-Game-Show-Host shall no doubt think I wasn't grateful enough.
To Whom It May Concern:
I hereby give the one month's notice of my resignation from 
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I would like to extend my gratitude to all of the managers that I have worked with, for it is said that one always gets promoted to one's level of incompetence: and without learning from the inept and imbecile management here I would never have been able to make the upward career move that I am about to embark upon.
My one remaining worry is that my experience of mismanagement is so great that I may go to the very top.
Wishing that this letter gets to the top of the in-tray before the Second Coming.
Pentium 130 Too Slow for Admin from Oakland CA
"held together with duct tape and spit wads"