Priest from Swansea in Flock Fuck Quit Shock
Why did you resign?
Natural love and God don't mix
What are you going to do next?
Bathe
Dear R,
I resign from the clergy as of now. Whilst my love for the Lord has diminished not a bit, my love for another has increased out of reason. I must confess that this love has progressed to the Biblical stage and beyond.
How shall I describe her? I found her wandering in the fields above the graveyard, and immediately felt her affinity for nature. She has the most amazing deep eyes and the way her curly locks catch the breeze tells me she is a wild spirit. But she has such a docile character that I couldn't help but fall for her. The sheep in question is the very one reported missing in this month's Valley Times.
It is love, and we intend to elope to Amsterdam.
Yours,
Training Officer from Hebdon Bridge Goes Bohemian
"Sewage bolts need tightening / Very very frightening me"