Car Salesman from Colchester Gets Too Much Satisfaction
Why did you resign?
Because the sack is imminent
What are you going to do next?
Last night in bed, your wife told me you'd found out about our affair and were going to fire me today. You've not been getting much satisfaction recently, so I won't spoil the trend. This is my letter of resignation.
Don't worry about a reference, I'll tell you now, she's bloody marvellous.
Consultant from Oxford Self-Outsources
"Maybe I'm just not a team player"