Counsellor from Austin TX, Pulled Away by Tidal Forces

Dear Sir

re: Resignation and unconditional surrender

Dear faceless corporate entity:

As you are doubtless unaware, many of your corporate decisions over the past few years seem to be guided by a confusing mix of one part tidal forces, one part astrology, and one part the mad ravings of some of our institutionalised clients. Many of your former staff have elected not to accompany you in your corporate journey of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. I intend to join them.

Please accept this letter as official notification of my resignation. This letter serves as four weeks notice, with my last day in the office being 28 February 1997. Please note that my last day of work will commence immediately. As you have continued to suck the life from me for the last four years, I'll continue to suck a paycheque from you for the next four weeks.

I have valued my tenure with this office (but the fact that I no longer do so is why I'm leaving). I wish you continued success in your goals to turn vibrant, productive, dedicated employees into an aimless, shambling group of dry, lifeless husks.

Respectfully submitted,