The Voices Speak to Radio Sales Director from Newcastle

Dear Crispin,

Dear O,

I'm resigning. The voices have told me to. It was also the voices that told me to bury the photocopier and shave the accountant. However, the graffiti and general vandalism in the stationery cupboard was all my own idea - I don't like being left out.

I have to branch out to the wider world, and there is much fallow earth that needs to be tilled, and seeded, in the hinterlands of our Mother Earth. Wish me luck in my quest to plant my pole in each continent, and raise a flag proclaiming my silent conquests!!!

Anyway, thanks for the good times and the stray hairs that have made my collection so worthwhile.

Yours truly,

B L